I remember picking the cutest fabric available in the clearance aisle and thinking, what I nice suit it would make. Oh, how I wanted to wear my new bikini, but nothing about it was right. Crinkling cups, breaking threads, plastic underwire poking through, and a stretching bridge that could one day span Tampa Bay.
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG
Everything was wrong. I used the wrong needle, the wrong stitch, the wrong stabilizer, the wrong lining, and the wrong underwire.
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