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Monday, June 27, 2011

Lurking Beneath the UFOs

Hidden from view, haunting me from the depths of the bottom drawer, always lingering in my mind, the Bikini.   A  complete and total FAILURE.  Fabric wasted, time gone, and nothing to wear.  I was devastated.   I swore off sewing swimwear forever, proclaiming to all within earshot, “I will never make another swimsuit again.” 

I remember picking the cutest fabric available in the clearance aisle and thinking, what I nice suit it would make.  Oh, how I wanted to wear my new bikini, but nothing about it was right.  Crinkling cups, breaking threads, plastic underwire poking through, and a stretching bridge that could one day span Tampa Bay.

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG

Everything was wrong.  I used the wrong needle, the wrong stitch, the wrong stabilizer, the wrong lining, and the wrong underwire. 

SEE WHAT'S LURKING BENEATH THE UFOS 


The Drawer

Always lingering,
Coldly haunting from below,
Bikini Failure.